Gaie Houston

In 1973, the hottest toy in America was a doll of a man whose entire job was surviving crashes. The Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle. You crank this little red gyro launcher like you were starting a lawnmower, harder and harder until the tiny plastic daredevil rocketed off the coffee table at roughly the speed of regret. The goal: jumps. Glorious doom jump